It’s occurred to me that I have never actually posted these. I swear there’s a Fourth Law I just came up with recently, but it escapes me.
Anna’s 1st Law: If at first it doesn’t fit, fold the fabric another way until it does.
Anna’s 2nd Law: Measure over 9000 times, because you can only cut once. If you go to your husband, “Hey hold my beer”, and just go for the scissors, the tunic isn’t going to fit him. (This really happened.)
Anna’s 3rd Law: There’s another way to sew this, but you’re too pissed off to figure it out.
Anna's New Rome 
Preach it!